what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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