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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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