He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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