Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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