she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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