just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
