I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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