The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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