i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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