I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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