Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she peed on how many people?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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