Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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