I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
