Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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