can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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