AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
