Your mouth is God's brothel.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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