it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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