I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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