Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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