Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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