so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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