Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
