Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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