Define "chronic" masturbator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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