so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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