im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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