If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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