hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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