did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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