girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
where are my eyebrows?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
