How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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