you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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