with your own penis?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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