His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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