is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize