The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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