I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My ass is underappreciated
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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