I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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