I cannot find my penis.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
