We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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