She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
