just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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