Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
