my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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