Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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