But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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