I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
