First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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