i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
