no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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