Got a toothbrush?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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