Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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